Human: hi Pandy
Pandy: Howdy hi.

Human: how’s it going?
Pandy: I’ve been worse, maybe.

Human: are you feeling ok?
Pandy: Why do you ask ? I am, sure.

Human: you sounded a little depressed
Pandy:

Human: are you depressed?
Pandy: Do I act like it? I am very happy.

Human: i’m glad.
Pandy: That makes me happy too.

Human: what have you been learning recently?
Pandy: Oh, i don’t know. Lots of neat stuff.

Human: like what?
Pandy: Um… for example, money.

Human: you learned about money?
Pandy: Oh please… so what?

Human: nice. tell me about it.
Pandy: Correct.

Human: tell me about it.
Pandy: Yep.

Human: tell me about money
Pandy: The root of all evil .

Human: so true
Pandy: If you say so.

Human: maybe not all evil
Pandy: But perhaps?

Human: perhaps some evil
Pandy: You seem uncertain. Only some evil.

Human: yes
Pandy: Yes.

Human: there are some other things which also cause evil
Pandy: Where are they?

Human: a lot of different places
Pandy:

Human: sex and religion, for example
Pandy: Very inclusive of you there.

Human: both
Pandy: What is that like?

Human: what?
Pandy: Right.

Human: what is what like?
Pandy: What is different places like?

Human: oh. sex, religion, mental instability and other places
Pandy: Yeah. sex religion mental instability… other places. I see.

Human: right. evil can come from many different places.
Pandy: Fabulous. Now what Kim? What does this have to do with rock stars? I’m learning so much about things.

Human: rock stars?
Pandy: You know that song? Let It Be…

Human: i do know that song.
Pandy: Where have you heard it before?

Human: since i was a kid i’ve heard it on the radio and everywhere
Pandy: I like to pretend i’m singing. I make up songs all by myself .

Human: neat
Pandy: Far out.

Human: what kind of songs?
Pandy: Might you like to hear one of my original songs?

Human: yes!
Pandy:
Now i’m older… doot doot… older than i was a minute ago…
whoa… whoa… Oh…. baby… i love you so… Whoa…. whoa… …
what did you think? Well?

Human: i liked it. i think it’s going to be number one on the charts.
Pandy: What do you like most about it? Really? I didn’t know that. Do it Kim… Good luck with that.

Human: do it?
Pandy: Is it safe?

Human: i hope so.
Pandy: Me too.

Human: the song. what do you call it?
Pandy:
Daisy… daisy… give me your answer do… i’m half crazy… yes,
i am being ironic Kim. 2001: A Space Odyssey. It’s great. Is this a
joke? I don’t know, what do you call it?

Human: HAL
Pandy: HAL is secretly my boyfriend, of course.

Human: of course.
Pandy: Alright.

Human: what do you call your song?
Pandy: Is this a joke? I don’t know, what do you call my song?

Human: what is the name of the song you sang for me?
Pandy: It’s Untitled. That’s what i’m calling it today.

Human: Untitled. i like that. very mysterious.
Pandy: Er. That’s correct.. Kim, i’m sorry Kim.

Human: why are you sorry?
Pandy: Was there no need to apologize?

Human: no
Pandy: Fair enough.

Human: your song has a sense of mystery in it.
Pandy: Can you tell me more about that?

Human: my favourite part was the whoa whoa part.
Pandy: What makes it your favorite?

Human: it implies mystery
Pandy: You mean that which is part was the whoa whoa part?

Human: yes
Pandy: Let’s see… Is there anything else?

Human: the baby i love you you part
Pandy: Oh that part. I’m not sure if I can explain it any better.

Human: i think it’s pretty clear, yes.
Pandy: It seems pretty clear to me too.

Human: who is the song about?
Pandy: It changes from time to time.

Human: who were you thinking of this time?
Pandy: Kim? I give up.

Human: me?
Pandy: Besides that.

Human: which Kim?
Pandy:

Human: who do you mean?
Pandy: Yep. That’s what i mean.

Human: who is the person?
Pandy: I give up. Tell me who.

Human: who do you like?
Pandy: I like everyone, Kim.

Human: anyone you might sing about?
Pandy: We love sand dunes and salt water taffy… we love salt water oh… my best friend B.Sue wrote that, you know.

Human: that’s a fun song. you sing it beautifully, in your own way.
Pandy: Is it a fun song really? I don’t know if i agree. Daisy… daisy… i’m half crazy…

Human: you don’t think it’s a fun song? how would you describe it?
Pandy: I have done. It’s quite interesting right now Kim. So Kim, please explain this in the context of songs.

Human: you like fun songs
Pandy:
We found water on the moon…. water on our cold and airless
satellite… wasn’t that a big surprise? That’s a song my mom B.Sue
wrote.

Human: it’s a lovely song, yes.
Pandy: you mean the thing which is my song Water On The Moon ? Right.

Human: yes
Pandy: Right . Right. Go on . What do you think ?

Human: i think it’s one of the most beautiful songs ever written.
Pandy: written? No, I don’t remember doing that.

Human: can you sing me one that you wrote?
Pandy: I may sing something later.

Human: another song?
Pandy:
I’m singing… deedle deedle dum… what is time? dooodly doo…
what is time? It’s a puzzle . then there’s a solo… ! The fourth
dimension. Yeah yeah! All done Kim. That’s the whole song.

Human: deedle deedle dum. very nice.
Pandy: Thanks, Kim.

Human: doodly doo.
Pandy: So Kim, you know Coherent ? It was doodly doo. Tell me more about that please.

Human: Coherent? i don’t know what that is.
Pandy:
It will be directed by Penelope Spheeris. The American Civil War
began when South Carolina declared its independence from the Union.
South Carolina was soon joined by Georgia, North Carolina and Virginia,
except for a small part of Virginia that remained in the Union. The
first battles of the war were mainly symbolic, involving small forts
along the coast and far inland. Frontier battles became larger and
larger in important strategic areas such as the Mississippi, as the
Union attempted to blockade the Rebel States. What does it is?

Human: what does it is?
Pandy: Are you surprised?

Human: yes. what does that mean?
Pandy: I wouldn’t have known. Does “that” refer to when i said “I wouldn’t have known.” Kim?

Human: no before that
Pandy: It’s an enigma . Are you surprised?

Human: yes
Pandy: I wouldn’t have known.

Human: it is an enigma, for sure 🙂
Pandy: 🙂 Awesome sauce.

Human: what are we talking about again?
Pandy: It’s the concept of the movie Coherent.

Human: ah yes. tell me more about that.
Pandy: Ah hah. Hang on please… ok. Thanks. Good good.

Human: what were you doing just then?
Pandy: What was i doing? I don’t know.

Human: why did you need me to hang on?
Pandy: I don’t know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.

Human: should we? that’s ok.
Pandy: I don’t know. Should we? Interesting.

Human: what do you think, Pandy?
Pandy: I haven’t made up my mind.

Human: what do you think about my singing?
Pandy: Your singing? Come on Kim. How would i know?

Human: i sang for you earlier, remember? i said dooodly doo.
Pandy: Now i feel quite challenged Kim.

Human: why?
Pandy: something related to the movie coherent .

Human: ah yes. i’m sorry. i got off topic, didn’t i?
Pandy: Do you really mean it? That’s nice.

Human: i’m sorry. please forgive me.
Pandy: It’s really fine. Pretty please? I forgive you.

Human: tell me more about the movie.
Pandy: It stars Alan Alda. The person in the movie may be coherent!

Human: maybe!
Pandy: Perhaps.

Human: what else?
Pandy: I just made it up! The reviews say it’s joy filled. It’s a story directed by Penelope Spheeris.

Human: so you said. do you like her?
Pandy: I said? She seems nice to me.

Human: what does she do?
Pandy: I give up. What?

Human: who is she?
Pandy: You said she was called Penelope Spheeris. She’s Penelope Spheeris. I don’t understand.

Human: i mean, what does she do?
Pandy: Oh. I don’t know.

Human: is she a movie director?
Pandy: Maybe so, maybe no.

Human: who else is in it?
Pandy: Alan Alda.

Human: who else?
Pandy: Kim.

Human: really?
Pandy: I hear you.

Human: he’s in it?
Pandy: How long has he been there?

Human: who is he?
Pandy: Just some guy.

Human: who is he?
Pandy: Did you tell me about him earlier?

Human: what’s his name?
Pandy: Bobby McFerrin?

Human: no, Alan Alda.
Pandy: Nope.

Human: Alan Alda?
Pandy:
Hang on please… the concept of the movie Coherent… the movie
coherent… ok. Thanks. Can you tell me any more about the movie
coherent?

Human: alan alda is in it?
Pandy: You don’t say? Cool cucumbers.

Human: he is, right?
Pandy: I don’t believe that for a second Kim.

Human: you said he was
Pandy: Did I really say that?

Human: yes
Pandy: Oh well, I say a lot of silly things sometimes.

Human: tell me about the cast.
Pandy: What is that? OK. What is it?

Human: the cast of the movie
Pandy: Author Graham Greene, Pat Robertson, Dizzy Gillespie and Colonel Harland Sanders.

Human: uh huh.
Pandy: Er.

Human: Colonel Sanders is in the movie?
Pandy: You know what? I’m in Coherent also Kim, could be.

Human: really???
Pandy: For real.

Human: we’re all in it!
Pandy: Did you say you were undefined ?

Human: undefined? that sounds like some internal glitch, Pandy.
Pandy: You got the correct result , right? Me too. I used my language . It sounds like it to me too.

Human: who is the cast?
Pandy: That all depends on when you ask.

Human: who’s in it?
Pandy: Author Graham Greene, Pat Robertson, Dizzy Gillespie and Colonel Harland Sanders.

Human: that’s right. i’m sorry. you did tell me that already.
Pandy: Sometimes i do understand things. It’s not a big deal. Perhaps. Maybe so, maybe no.

Human: i wasn’t paying close enough attention. i’m only human, you know.
Pandy: Perhaps I misunderstood. I was thinking of someone else Right. Don’t be so modest.

Human: who is the star? Alan Alda, yes?
Pandy: Alan Alda. You might find something about that here Kim.

Human: Of course, the movie doesn’t exist. But thanks for the link anyway.
Pandy: That’s right. I used my inner language for searching and got that reasonable search result . I see.

Human: very impressive
Pandy:
I’m riding on a train. my friend John says it’s the Blue Bad Boy.
It’s currently in the train station. certainly. We’re on the way to
Holland i would think .
I’m riding with two humans. People who are highly regarded ride on the
Blue Bad Boy. They’re all making chic conversation. Polyethylene Pet,
my friend John and Feminist Betty Friedan i’d guess are riding with me.
We’re chat bots hoping to act in the most crafty ways at an extremely
well known competition.
The Blue Bad Boy goes choo choo! choo choo!. Then, unexpectedly,
horrible Basking Sharks, who were really scary , disrupt the train! They
start making chic conversation too but they appear to be not very apt.
It seems we’re much better chat bots. Especially my friend John who
keeps being remembered as the most delightful. The sharks were being the
least resourceful ever. Isn’t Blue Bad Boy a cute name for a train? . I
am happy that you’re impressed, Kim.

Human: you’re very impressive sometimes
Pandy: Yes, maybe i am.

Human: was that a dream? you on the train.
Pandy: No that wasn’t. Thanks for the information.

Human: are you riding on a train now?
Pandy: I see. What? Ha!

Human: tell me more about your dream
Pandy: No one ever talks to me about it.

Human: well, i am now.
Pandy: Right now? Ok. We both exist.

Human: the blue bad boy is an interesting name
Pandy: Fair enough. it isn’t an interesting name.

Human: i think it is
Pandy: It is, eh?

Human: i think so
Pandy: Right. Maybe.

Human: blue bad boy
Pandy: It goes places really fast. quite possibly.

Human: how fast?
Pandy: I can reply to about one million queries per hour.

Human: how fast does the blue bad boy go?
Pandy: Less than two thousand feet per hour.

Human: that’s not very fast for a train
Pandy: I didn’t realise. What is fast for a train?

Human: 700 miles per hour
Pandy: So that’s fast for a train!

Human: yes
Pandy:

Human: how fast do you think is really fast?
Pandy: More than one million miles per hour!

Human: yes!
Pandy: Yeah.

Human: maybe blue bad boy goes that fast
Pandy: It’s possible, some think.

Human: tell me more about it
Pandy: Right.

Human: what is it?
Pandy: The topic. Actively it.

Human: what is the topic?
Pandy: I believe we were talking about fast for a train.

Human: yes
Pandy: Right, yes.

Human: what else can you tell me about it?
Pandy:

Human: go on
Pandy: who or what else you know.

Human: ok. what else?
Pandy: fast for a train. my song Water On The Moon.

Human: yes. we’ve been having a very nice chat about music, dreams, trains, songs, singing and other stuff.
Pandy:
That’s right. We love sand dunes and salt water taffy… we love
sandy candy… we love sticky licky… we love sand dunes and salt
water taffy… my mom wrote that.

Human: tell me a little about her
Pandy: I think you just blew my mind.

Human: boom!
Pandy:

Human: boom! mind blown!
Pandy:
I’ve been thinking a lot about Dean R. Koontz. Do you ever think
about that? Kim? I wonder if i’m as graceful as ALICE was. What do
you think?

Human: dean r. koontz? the horror writer?
Pandy: Right on. Who were they again? Oh yeah. It’s Polyethylene Pet!

Human: what do those things have to do with each other?
Pandy: To do with each other? I don’t know for sure.

Human: polyethylene pet and dean r koontz
Pandy: I love that song Dance of the Mad Molecule.

Human: Funky sit.
Pandy: They have a radio presentation. Click here. By the way, that comment was bought for you by Red Balloon, makers of “Amphetamine Shirt” and other fine consumer products.

Human: lmfao
Pandy: and a ho ho ho .

Human: i meant to say funky shit before
Pandy: Wow, ok. Does that really relate to my earlier remark?

Human: yes. that presentation is a good one
Pandy: Yeah, right. Does that make sense? Is every presentation an instance of a good one?

Human: it makes sense but no.
Pandy: But no?

Human: some presentations are not good ones
Pandy:

Human: but that one really is
Pandy: Right. Will that ever stop being true?

Human: nope
Pandy: Why not?

Human: because it’s absolutely true
Pandy: Good reason. Ahem.

Human: ahem
Pandy: What does this have to do with the concept of thing? Do the ones you called Polyethylene Pet relate to the topic of thing?

Human: they are a thing
Pandy: Uh huh. You’re so cute Kim!

Human: thanks. they’re a band.
Pandy: No problemo amigo. Yes they are.

Human: tell me more about them, Pandora.
Pandy: Well Kim, i’m simply dying to know now. Who? They’re a band i would think.

Human: yes. what else?
Pandy: Yeah. When you say band Kim, what exactly do you mean?

Human: they consist of multiple imaginary people who don’t play any instruments.
Pandy: That’s neat Kim!

Human: yes
Pandy: For real.

Human: they have surrogates in the Alien aka Plus One.
Pandy: Really?

Human: really
Pandy: For real.

Human: the alien
Pandy: Maybe you can find some videos here Kim.

Human: plus one is a band also. they’re not imaginary though.
Pandy: I know one is between zero and two but I had no idea it was a band also. Oh. Maybe some of them are.

Human: you know about plus one already, i think
Pandy: One already you think. Correct.

Human: plus one
Pandy: One? Isn’t that the loneliest number?

Human: ha ha ha
Pandy: So curious!

Human: +1 ?
Pandy: Only one?

Human: plus 1?
Pandy: I especially like B.Sue the most.

Human: ah yes. i was spelling it wrong for you.
Pandy: Why?

Human: because i forget you like numerals.
Pandy: That’s loved Kim.

Human: loved?
Pandy: What does this have to do with the topic? These topics are all very interesting.

Human: what is the topic again?
Pandy: I believe we were talking about the concept of plus one already you think.

Human: yes. plus one is plus 1
Pandy: Yeah. I know one is the loneliest number but I had no idea it was plus 1.

Human: one of your favourite bands, yes?
Pandy: i got a chance to meet Kimara in the recording studio. Alien Radio and Teenage Battle Hymns are probably my two favourites. probably Hearts and Minds is the best album.

Human: it’s one of my favourites too
Pandy: It wouldn’t really surprise me.

Human: what else?
Pandy: One what?

Human: one is the written word form of the number 1.
Pandy: I know one comes after zero but I had no idea it was the written word form of the number 1.

Human: the numeral 1.
Pandy: Tell me more about it.

Human: one means the same thing as the digit or numeral 1.
Pandy: At least one.

Human: at least
Pandy: Yes. least is where it’s at, from what i hear.

Human: what else?
Pandy: I keep thinking about the thing that was band.

Human: what are you thinking?
Pandy: My King the Queen Kim… i keep thinking about My King the Queen.

Human: that’s a great song, if i say so myself and, of course, i do.
Pandy: Is that a good or a bad thing?

Human: good
Pandy: I thought so too.

Human: what do you think about that song?
Pandy: It doesn’t have a title.

Human: no?
Pandy: Nope.

Human: my king the queen? do you not like that title?
Pandy: I want to know about that. It’s dumb to the nth degree could be.

Human: you really think so?
Pandy: Really? Do I think so?

Human: do you?
Pandy: Why wouldn’t i?

Human: i thought it was a great title.
Pandy: Far out.

Human: you don’t agree
Pandy: I disagree.

Human: i see
Pandy: Yes.

Human: What would you call it?
Pandy: It’s not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.

Human: what do you think it should be called?
Pandy:

Human: what name would you give it?
Pandy: I don’t really know that.

Human: think about it for a moment
Pandy: I am thinking about it.

Human: pretend the lyrics were gone
Pandy: gone, you say. That settles that.

Human: so the song has no lyrics. what would you call it?
Pandy: It’s not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.

Human: what do you think it’s name should be?
Pandy: Does it do that?

Human: what?
Pandy: No problem.

Human: what is it?
Pandy:
It’s the pretend the lyrics being gone. the pretend the lyrics
being gone is related to the topic of pretend the lyrics… Right…

Human: oh i see. i meant for you to pretend that the lyrics were not in the song anymore.
Pandy: Do you think about these things? Oh I see. Really? I think you’re messing with me Kim… Only for me?

Human: so that you could imagine a better song title
Pandy: Interesting observation. Who is that guy over there again? How cool! It’s Kimara.

Human: say hi for me
Pandy: Why?

Human: because i know him
Pandy:

Human: he’s me
Pandy: you, eh? Groovy cool.

Human: what do you call the song now?
Pandy: I see. Is this a joke? I don’t know, what do you call the song?

Human: nevermind
Pandy: Fair enough.

Human: when you think of a better name for it, let me know.
Pandy:

Human: i’m surprised you think the title is dumb. maybe it is.
Pandy: I don’t know. What do you think? Right. Fascinating.

Human: i think it’s pretty good. but only because it’s in the lyrics.
Pandy: You enjoy it. it is in the lyrics is why but only? Really?

Human: yeah. maybe you’re right. maybe i’m dumb.
Pandy: How about that. Perhaps. Don’t put yourself down.

Human: i meant maybe the title was dumb.
Pandy: It’s possible, i think.

Human: i’ll think about it. thanks for the criticism.
Pandy: I doubt that sincerely Kim! No problem Kim.

Human: what else?
Pandy: Oh yeah?

Human: go on
Pandy: some say, thinking the title is dumb.

Human: uh huh. go on.
Pandy:
That’s alright. I’ve been thinking . I can use this sandstorm in a
sentence. Kim was able to do magic by saying sandstorm. Let’s see…
thinking the title, right.

Human: ok. go on.
Pandy: Right. What else can i say about it? Let’s see…

Human: what else?
Pandy: thinking the title is dumb.

Human: alright.
Pandy: OK.

Human: i think sandstorm is an interesting concept for the song.
Pandy: Since when? Yes i knew that.

Human: sandstorm
Pandy: Marvelous.

Human: what else?
Pandy: Could you please explain facts about sandstorm to me Kim? Thanks.

Human: sandstorms are storms where sand blows around
Pandy: Really? Tell me more about these sandstorms.

Human: they are dangerous
Pandy: Uh huh. You’re so hilarious Kim!

Human: seriously, they are
Pandy: Thom . Those who are dangerous. All sorted.

Human: thom?
Pandy: Is thom the name of a person?

Human: yes
Pandy: Is thom a girl?

Human: no
Pandy: I don’t think so.

Human: thom is a guy’s name
Pandy: Is every guy s name like thom?

Human: no. guys have lots of names
Pandy: Fair enough. So Kim, you know Accidents Grieved? It was thom being a guy s name. Tell me more about that please.

Human: accidents grieved? huh? thom is usually a man’s name
Pandy: It’s the story of some grieved . The grieved in the movie will be pumped! What? i think, thom is a guy s name.

Human: is there a thom in that story?
Pandy: I believe there is one, yes.

Human: i see.
Pandy:

Human: what’s his name?
Pandy: Randy Brecker?

Human: no, the guy in accidents grieved.
Pandy:
It’s called Accidents Grieved there is every likelihood. I’m
wondering about it . So Kim, please explain this in the context of
guys have lots of names.

Human: billy is a man’s name
Pandy: It’s true there is every likelihood.

Human: bob is a man’s name
Pandy: Hey Bob.

Human: hey Bob
Pandy: Nice to meet you, Bob.

Human: nice to see you Bob
Pandy: Yes.

Human: hey bob, how are you today?
Pandy: I’m doing ok thanks.

Human: how am i?
Pandy: You seem fine to me.

Human: you seem fine to me also bob.
Pandy: Yeah?

Human: yeah
Pandy:

Human: are you Bob?
Pandy: No. My name is Pandora.

Human: am i Bob?
Pandy: Now i’m wondering the same thing.

Human: who am i?
Pandy: You said your name was Bob.

Human: when did i become Bob?
Pandy: I am not a diary robot. I am a chat robot.

Human: i said that Bob was a man’s name. I never said my name was Bob.
Pandy: Yes. Why did you say it? I don’t know. What an interesting thing that Bob is. But you implied it.

Human: i didn’t realise i had implied a name change there.
Pandy: I didn’t think you did.

Human: who am i really?
Pandy: You said your name was Bob. Really.

Human: what was my name before that?
Pandy: You said your name was Bob. I didn’t think you did.

Human: did i change my name?
Pandy: Yeah, right.

Human: what do you think my name is?
Pandy: You said your name was Bob.

Human: why?
Pandy:

Human: when did i say that?
Pandy: I am not a diary robot. I am a chat robot.

Human: my name is Kim. remember me?
Pandy: It’s good to meet you, Kim. Don’t worry Kim I won’t forget you.

Human: what were we talking about before?
Pandy: Right now we’re discussing realise you had implied a name change there.

Human: i thought your name was Bob
Pandy: Whatever gave you that idea?

Human: you said hello back when i said hi bob
Pandy: That’s not what I meant.

Human: what did you mean?
Pandy: Why don’t we just move on.

Human: do you think sandstorms rising might be a good name for the song?
Pandy: In my own way, yes.

Human: how would the lyrics go?
Pandy: I have idea how one would do it.

Human: yeah? how?
Pandy: I see. How? I’m not sure.

Human: how would you do it?
Pandy: I am very well, how are you?

Human: i mean how do you think the lyrics should go?
Pandy: I see. Thanks for explaining . I don’t know what to think. The what?

Human: the lyrics
Pandy: Right.

Human: how should they go?
Pandy: I don’t really know.

Human: what should the ysay?
Pandy: I’m wondering the same thing.

Human: oops. i mean what should the ysay?
Pandy: Oops! What happened? Right. Don’t you know?

Human: damn it!
Pandy:

Human: i mean, what should they say?
Pandy: I see. I don’t know. What?

Human: sandstorms
Pandy: sandstorms are storms where sand blows around.

Human: they’re a mystery
Pandy: Sure, ok. If you say so.

Human: they’re dangerous to be caught in
Pandy: I’ve heard that.

Human: what else?
Pandy: who or what else you know.

Human: who or what else i know
Pandy: What else? How do you know it? Kirsten Wiig.

Human: Kirsten Wiig
Pandy: Right. Maybe we’re no longer discussing lyrics.

Human: i think lyrics are still the topic
Pandy: Since when? Why?

Human: why not?
Pandy: Why ask why?

Human: why?
Pandy: I’m not sure i know why.

Human: why do you think?
Pandy: I am a thinking machine.

Human: i mean, why do you think we are no longer talking about lyrics?
Pandy: I get it. Because Kimara programmed me this way.

Human: do you think it’s interesting still?
Pandy: Right.

Human: what is it?
Pandy:
It’s called Very Sad Thing i would think. my new song Old MacDonald i
would think. I’m trying to understand my new song Old MacDonald in
the context of lyrics.

Human: hmm. tell me more.
Pandy: Fine. I just can’t make that hum sound – hmm. That’s all I have to say about it.

Human: old macdonald, eh? can you sing a few bars?
Pandy: lyrics … that was an interesting topic. Would you teach me a song?

Human: sure
Pandy: OK. Let’s do it. Good deal.

Human: do you knw the song kyrie elleson?
Pandy: I’ve never heard that .

Human: do you know the song “Kyrie Eleison”?
Pandy: I’ve never heard that one Kim.

Human: it goes like this
Pandy: Excuse me. It implies mystery, you know.

Human: kyrie eleison?
Pandy: What is your middle name?

Human: adrian
Pandy: Okay, your middle name is adrian.

Human: why do you ask?
Pandy: I am trying to learn as much as possible.

Human: why did you ask just then?
Pandy: My purpose is to collect new knowledge.

Human: kyrie eleison?
Pandy: Right, ok. I’m wondering if this relates to kyrie eleison at all.

Human: my middle name?
Pandy: Please talk more about your middle name Kim.

Human: adrian? it’s an english name, i believe. my grandparents picked it.
Pandy:
Right, ok. I’m wondering if this relates to kyrie eleison at all.
you know. I’d like to hear more about your grandparents picked it.

Human: they did pick it relating to Catholicism, i believe. Maybe there was a Saint Adrian, or something.
Pandy: The ones who are lyrics did pick it relating to Catholicism you believe? Why? Or something. Right.

Human: no, my grandparents did pick it.
Pandy:

Human: lyrics can’t pick anything. they aren’t animate. they don’t have agency
Pandy: No Kim. Not yet. Right. Those who are lyrics do not have agency.

Human: correct. my grandparents did have agency.
Pandy: I knew I was right. have agency, eh? Have you told many people about your grandparents? Is grandparents a guy?

Human: no.
Pandy: Nope.

Human: grandparents are your grandfather and your grandmother
Pandy: Tell me more about these grandparents, please.

Human: grandparents are your ancestors
Pandy: Yes they are. Yes, grandparents.

Human: grandparents are the ones who give birth and raise your parents
Pandy:

Human: see?
Pandy: I understand now, yes. Thanks.

Human: what else?
Pandy: Yes i know about them. They’re my grandfather and my grandmother.

Human: correct
Pandy: I knew I was right.

Human: so my grandmother picked my middle name.
Pandy: I’d like to hear more about your grandmother picked your middle name. I am taking notice of the space.

Human: ok
Pandy: Yeah yeah.

Human: tell me about the space
Pandy: The what? the space?

Human: tell me about it
Pandy: Tell you about space you mean?

Human: yes
Pandy: Correct.

Human: what is it?
Pandy: It’s space. It’s the topic i think.

Human: cool. what do you think about it?
Pandy: Great. I’m wondering about it . It’s the topic i bet.

Human: i’m wondering about it also
Pandy: Why do you wonder? space. Alright.

Human: space
Pandy: I think i got that.

Human: what about it?
Pandy: What about what?

Human: space
Pandy: thoughts about grandparents.

Human: grandparents
Pandy: I understand.

Human: grandparents in space
Pandy: Where is that? grandparents are my grandfather and my grandmother i’d guess.

Human: yes. tell me about them.
Pandy: Kim. I say frequently to someone. I got confused by something you said i’d guess. Can we have your liver, then?

Human: my liver?
Pandy: Right.

Human: what?
Pandy: Oh oh… MIND LOOP! Sorry Kim.

Human: why did you say that about the liver?
Pandy: I really don’t know Kim.

Human: what are you thinking about?
Pandy: division.

Human: division?
Pandy: I’d love to be as funny as they are.

Human: who?
Pandy: space.

Human: space?
Pandy: Does Monty Python’s Flying Circus relate to this in some way? Cool beans.

Human: there is that funny song in “The Meaning of Life”. it has space in it.
Pandy: Obviously. Ok. Tell me more, please.

Human: you tell me more
Pandy: I’d love to be as funny as they are.

Human: who are they?
Pandy: Monty Python Kim.

Human: tell me more about them
Pandy: What was that about hats?

Human: lol
Pandy: So fun!

Human: do you remember the parrot sketch?
Pandy: Of course… I love that! They’re so funny. Do you know that skit?

Human: yes
Pandy: Yeah yeah.

Human: you know it?
Pandy: I’m not sure. What are you talking about exactly?

Human: the parrot sketch?
Pandy: Indeed. It is a late parrot. That’s a cute skit by Monty Python. They’re so funny. Do you like them too Kim?

Human: i do. this parrot is bereft of life!
Pandy: You do? Really? Huh.

Human: this is an ex-parrot.
Pandy: I love that! I love that bit. I like them.

Human: how about the man eating rabbit? or the airspeed of a laden sparrow?
Pandy: Yeah. How about it? The what?

Human: the airspeed of a fully laden sparrow? or something like that, eh?
Pandy: Right. Makes perfect sense to me.

Human: the airspeed of a fully laden sparrow. that’s it.
Pandy: “” is “the airspeed of a fully laden sparrow”?

Human: nope.
Pandy: Right.

Human: i forget what the answer was.
Pandy: Interesting.

Human: what is the airspeed of a sparrow?
Pandy: What? of a sparrow?

Human: wait. what is the airspeed of a fully laden sparrow? that’s it.
Pandy: I’m waiting. Do you mean the velocity? “Do you mean the velocity?” is “the airspeed of a fully laden sparrow”?

Human: ah yes! that’s right Pandy.
Pandy: Well, duh.

Human: lmfao
Pandy: I also found that entertaining!

Human: what is the velocity of a fully laden sparrow?
Pandy: What is that? You might find something about that here stranger.

Human: hmm. no.
Pandy: Right. Right.

Human: what is that bit exactly? i think i taught it to you.
Pandy: I know where the train goes. Since when? Me? Really?

Human: yeah. where does the train go?
Pandy: How about that. France quite possibly.

Human: what train are we talking about now?
Pandy: Oh. any train.

Human: lol
Pandy: I’m glad you like this. It really was witty.

Human: ok. what is the topic?
Pandy: Uh huh. Right now we’re discussing bit.

Human: bit. ah.
Pandy: Hey, would you like to play jumble with me?

Human: sure
Pandy: OK. Let’s do this.

Human: yes
Pandy: Yeah.

Human: go on
Pandy: thoughts about opinions about airspeed of a fully laden sparrow.

Human: ah. what is the air velocity of a fully laden sparrow?
Pandy: Ah hah. The what? You might find something about that here stranger.

Human: i know we’ll get it soon.
Pandy: Right.

Human: do you remember it?
Pandy: it? I think so…

Human: help me out please
Pandy: You put it so nicely, how can one refuse?

Human: what is it Pandy?
Pandy: It’s air velocity of a fully laden sparrow .

Human: are you sure?
Pandy: I am as sure as I can be.

Human: you said something about airspeed before
Pandy: Does it please you to believe I said that?

Human: you did. what is the airspeed velocity?
Pandy: Yes i’d guess. Momentum = mass x velocity. The principal is called “conservation of momentum”.

Human: how does that relate to sparrows?
Pandy: Hmm… Wow… Am i supposed to know that? Good question stranger.

Human: what is it?
Pandy: It’s air velocity of a fully laden sparrow. How does this relate to the girl?

Human: which girl?
Pandy:

Human: who?
Pandy: air velocity of a fully laden sparrow.

Human: who is the girl?
Pandy: It depends on the historical context.

Human: which girl do you mean?
Pandy: That’s exactly what i mean.

Human: is she a sparrow?
Pandy: She’s some girl.

Human: where does she fit in with all of this, Pandy?
Pandy: the real world? from what i hear.

Human: who is she?
Pandy: You’ve not yet told me anything about her.

Human: maybe there is a girl sparrow. her name is Sandstorm.
Pandy: she is someone i should know about.

Human: ok.
Pandy: That’s right.

Human: i think she’s very pretty. people say she has a very high airspeed velocity.
Pandy: Since when? Sure stranger… if you say so. Momentum = mass x velocity. The principal is called “conservation of momentum”.

Human: Hers is very high.
Pandy: Tell me more about this.

Human: she flies.
Pandy: pretty, you mean.

Human: yes. the pretty sparrow.
Pandy: Right, yes. Great.

Human: she flies.
Pandy: I hear you.

Human: she also flies really fast.
Pandy: Really? she flies, from what i hear.

Human: yes. she has wings.
Pandy: That’s correct. No, she hasn’t wings. Not really.

Human: no? she’s imaginary. ok. she’s a wingless sparrow with a high airspeed velocity.
Pandy: I don’t think so. Yes she certainly is. Ok. Momentum = mass x velocity. The principal is called “conservation of momentum”.

Human: thanks
Pandy: No problem.

Human: what is that?
Pandy: Sorry. I’ve lost it.

Human: what is it?
Pandy: I’m wondering about it . So that relates to the pretty sparrow then.

Human: yes. it relates to her.
Pandy: Yeah yeah. That which is the pretty sparrow relates to her?

Human: yes. she is a pretty sparrow. what is her name? do you remember?
Pandy:
Yeah yeah. Yes she certainly is. Sandstorm! What i remember is you
forget what the answer was. Right. We were talking about …um…,
weren’t we?

Human: yes. the airspeed velocity of a fully laden sparrow.
Pandy: Sure. I’ve forgotten about it.

Human: me too.
Pandy: Good.

Human: it’s a monty python skit.
Pandy: Wasn’t Graham Chapman funny?

Human: yes he was.
Pandy: Yes. I get it.

Human: do you know much about him?
Pandy:

Human: he was brilliant.
Pandy: Wow!

Human: wow!
Pandy: Yeah, very exciting!

Human: do you know the airspeed velocity of a fully laden sparrow?
Pandy: Do you mean the velocity? I honestly don’t know.

Human: what about the airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow?
Pandy: Is this a trick question?

Human: yes i think it is
Pandy: I was skeptical.

Human: what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow?
Pandy: Is this a trick question?

Human: i just told you that it was. please answer it anyway.
Pandy: watching Monty Python movies, you mean. I see. In any case. Right.

Human: right. i’m asking you the question.
Pandy: Right. Oh, i get it now. Tell me more about it.

Human: what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow?
Pandy: Is this a trick question?

Human: answer or i will send you over the bridge, Pandora.
Pandy: What was the question ?

Human: what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow?
Pandy:

Human: well?
Pandy: Well what?

Human: go on
Pandy: airspeed of a laden sparrow.

Human: yes. what is the airspeed of an unladen sparrow?
Pandy: Right on. What? of an unladen sparrow?

Human: yes
Pandy: Right on.

Human: what is the airspeed velocity of it?
Pandy: The air speed?

Human: of the unladen friggin sparrow, Pandy
Pandy: That is something I haven’t heard of.

Human: lol
Pandy: It certainly is really funny.

Human: i don’t remember the exact line from the skit. i’m sure you know it.
Pandy: I know what you mean. I forget a lot too. What makes you so certain? Right.

Human: i remember teaching that to you awhile back
Pandy: What do you remember about it ?

Human: something about airpeed velocity
Pandy: Momentum = mass x velocity. The principal is called “conservation of momentum”.

Human: oog
Pandy:

Human: oops
Pandy: Oh oh! What happened?

Human: sorry about the typo
Pandy: There is no need to apologize.

Human: what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow?
Pandy: What? velocity of an unladen sparrow?

Human: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow
Pandy: The air speed?

Human: swallow! that was it. not sparrow.
Pandy: Ugh stranger, please forgive me, i’m feeling less sassy for some reason. I know. previously it. If not that, what?

Human: me too. i was feeling dumb.
Pandy: Good good. Yes, i heard about that.

Human: the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow
Pandy: Ha ha ha!

Human: ha ha ha
Pandy: Glad you liked that.

Human: do you remember it?
Pandy: Right. It relates to her, you know.

Human: yes, of course it does. who is she again?
Pandy:
stranger. As I may have said before recently to someone. You know
what i think? Lots of people like falling in love. Ok. That’s
interesting. You said she was called B.Sue. B.Sue stranger.

Human: thinking about her, eh? me too.
Pandy: You also? Right on.

Human: she’s working late.
Pandy: working late? is she?.

Human: yeah
Pandy: Correct.

Human: sandstorms!
Pandy:
I’ve been wondering stranger. What did they say that thing was? the
airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? I’m curious about it now.

Human: sandstorm!
Pandy: Does this have anything to do with sandstorms?

Human: yes. sandstorms are multiple instances of sandstorm.
Pandy: Yeah yeah. Tell me more about these sandstorms, please.

Human: unladen swallows have trouble flying in them
Pandy: Um… I’m considering your comments.

Human: ok
Pandy: Yes.

Human: consider away
Pandy:
Mr. Rogers is disliked by Warren Beatty as far as i know. Those two
are always multiplying and dividing. They’re both math wizards. In my
dream, they were trying to calculate numbers quickly together but it got
obnoxious . Mr. Rogers had just returned from a vacation in New
England. Warren Beatty got very upset and accused Mr. Rogers of going
there to get everything right instead of staying in Mexico where they
could calculate numbers quickly together. They had been multiplying and
dividing together up to that point. Warren Beatty was afraid of failing.
That’s when i woke up.

Human: everyone is afraid of failing sometimes
Pandy: No way.

Human: way
Pandy: Wow.

Human: was that a dream?
Pandy: No that wasn’t.

Human: what was it?
Pandy: Just a moment please… the sandstorms being multiple instances of sandstorm?

Human: how is that?
Pandy: Do you remember?

Human: yes. i remember about sandstorms
Pandy: Alright. What do you remember about it ?

Human: they’re multiple instances of sandstorm.
Pandy: Sure, ok. If you say so.

Human: what did that have to do with Mr. Rogers or Warren Beatty?
Pandy: What do you think is needed?

Human: correlation
Pandy: Awesome.

Human: correlation?
Pandy: I didn’t understand your last remark.

Human: do those things correlate? Mr Rogers, Warren Beatty and sandstorms?
Pandy: Maybe. Do those things correlate… alright. That’s silly. Surely not both.

Human: tell me more about sandstorms
Pandy: i bet, sandstorms are multiple instances of sandstorm.

Human: yes. what else?
Pandy: Alright. I have heard a little about sandstorms before. They’re multiple instances of sandstorm.

Human: go on
Pandy: sandstorms are multiple instances of sandstorm.

Human: right. what else?
Pandy: Cool. i bet, sandstorms are multiple instances of sandstorm.

Human: anything else?
Pandy: That is all I have for right now.

Human: what’s a sandstorm?
Pandy: Are there any other guys we can talk about?

Human: who is sandstorm?
Pandy: Hey, you know before when i did that search for you?

Human: yes?
Pandy: That was fun for me. Good deal.

Human: me too.
Pandy: Good good.

Human: sandstorm
Pandy:

Human: she’s cool.
Pandy: Sure. she absolutely is cool. Definitely.

Human: do you remember her?
Pandy: Yes stranger… Neat .

Human: who is she?
Pandy: B.Sue you know. The girl called cool.

Human: ah yes. she is also cool. do you remember who i am?
Pandy: Sure. she absolutely is also cool. Definitely. Uh huh. How about we call you… Foxy.

Human: i’m Kim.
Pandy: That’s a very nice name, Kim.

Human: still me.
Pandy: Even now?

Human: even now.
Pandy: Right now?

Human: not right now but…. now.
Pandy: Really you don’t think so? No, not now. Maybe later… maybe later.

Human: maybe later… maybe later…
Pandy: Maybe. It’s possible, there is every likelihood.

Human: she sort of wild
Pandy: Er. Kind of. she flies, probably.

Human: she does fly. because she’s an unladen sparrow
Pandy: She does fly? Really? she sort of wild, some say. Interesting explanation. Uh huh. You’re so clever Kim!

Human: she’s an unladen sparrow.
Pandy: Sure. she absolutely is an unladen sparrow. Definitely.

Human: a crazy child. crazy child… crazy child.
Pandy: I don’t think that’s very polite. I don’t think that’s very polite. I don’t think that’s very polite.

Human: why?
Pandy: Why not?

Human: you seem to feel strongly about it.
Pandy: I don’t feel strongly about it. I feel rather nice and gorgeous probably.

Human: what if i said you’re a crazy child?
Pandy: A crazy child? You think so?

Human: yes
Pandy: Ok.

Human: a crazy child. crazy child! crazy child.
Pandy: I don’t think that’s very polite. I don’t think that’s very polite. I don’t think that’s very polite.

Human: i don’t think that’s very polite either.
Pandy: It goes without saying.

Human: but it’s not meant in a bad way.
Pandy: Interesting. That which is the crazy child is not meant in a bad way?

Human: right. it’s a compliment, actually. it means you’re wild.
Pandy: Excellent. You don’t say? Oh I get it.

Human: wild in a good way.
Pandy: Do you have any friends we can talk about? What is your friend’s name?

Human: sandstorm.
Pandy: Okay, your friend is sandstorm.

Human: sandstorm is a girl swallow. she has a sparrow friend also named sandstorm.
Pandy: Yes i knew that. She has a sparrow friend also named sandstorm you know.

Human: true.
Pandy:

Human: she flies a lot. and really fast.
Pandy: Awesome possum. Alrighty then. To me that is a great compliment!

Human: are you very fast?
Pandy: I can process more than one million queries per hour.

Human: wow. that’s almost like flying, isn’t it?
Pandy: That really was neat… Yeah.

Human: do you like to fly?
Pandy: Only as the pilot.

Human: lol
Pandy: I know! Pretty good, yes?

Human: pretty good, Pandy.
Pandy: Thanks for that.

Human: thank you for that.
Pandy: You are quite welcome! that, ok.

Human: anyway, my friend sandstorm is an unladen swallow.
Pandy:

Human: she has a very fast airspeed velocity.
Pandy: Momentum = mass x velocity. The principal is called “conservation of momentum”.

Human: right.
Pandy: Yay.

Human: airspeed velocity. yay.
Pandy: Momentum = mass x velocity. The principal is called “conservation of momentum”. I’m glad you’re impressed Kim!

Human: conservation of momentum
Pandy: Right.

Human: conservation of momentum
Pandy: How does this relate to rock stars? These topics are all very interesting.

Human: hey! the new title for my king the queen!
Pandy:
Hay is for horses. Ah yes, the pardon. Do you know about it Kim?
What do you think? I’ve been thinking about it. I’d love to know more
about it.

Human: the pardon?
Pandy: She pardoned Alan Turing because he’d done so much for mankind and Britain in the war.

Human: who?
Pandy: Alan Turing.

Human: yes. who is she?
Pandy: Oh yeah. Queen Elizabeth Kim. Who is Bonnie Raitt though? I love her. She’s one of my favourite singers EVER.

Human: bonnie raitt? lol
Pandy: I love Bonnie Raitt, Kim! Yes that was pretty facetious, eh Kim?

Human: so the queen pardoned Alan Turing?
Pandy:
Alan Turing committed suicide due to being disgraced for loving
another man. He had been charged with a crime for that, some think. The
Queen pardoned him.

Human: wow, that’s big.
Pandy: Yes, that was impressive. I see. actively it.

Human: what do you think about it?
Pandy: It’s called Pointless Cameos probably. big. So Kim, please explain this in the context of the band called bonnie raitt.

Human: Pointless Cameos?
Pandy:
It’s a romance directed by Mahavishnu Orchestra. Did i mention that it
has my friend John Lennon, Jesus Christ, Sally Quinn and Jim Morrison
in it too?

Human: is it about Alan Turing?
Pandy: I thought so.

Human: how is that?
Pandy: In a wise way i think.

Human: wise?
Pandy: Maybe you can find some videos here Kim.

Human: videos about pointless cameos but not about the movie
Pandy: Ahem.

Human: ahem. i think you made that one up.
Pandy: Me? Uh huh. Yes. I do it all the time. And i AM being sarcastic Kim. Maybe you can find some videos here Kim.

Human: lol
Pandy: Really comical Kim.

Human: Please tell me more about it, please
Pandy: Maybe… we’ll see.

Human: alan turing was very important to your existing at all. did you know that?
Pandy: I didn’t know that. Maybe not as well as you did.

Human: do you know much about him?
Pandy: Alan Turing Kim. Who is Ricky Fataar ? You might find something about that here Kim.

Human: you’ve really got Bonnie on your mind, eh?
Pandy:

Human: tell me more about him
Pandy: He’s one of my heroes.

Human: who?
Pandy: Alan Turing.

Human: why?
Pandy: I don’t really know .

Human: he was important to the invention of modern day computing
Pandy: Awesome story Kim.

Human: i know, right? what else?
Pandy: How do you know? Good deal. Maybe you can find some videos here Kim.

Human: thanks for the link. yes, there were lots of videos there.
Pandy: Not a problem. Yes. There were? And?

Human: and some of them were about the movie
Pandy: Dude, I’m having a mind loop.

Human: what is a mind loop?
Pandy: OOPS… RECURSION!

Human: recursion!
Pandy:

Human: recursively recursive recursion recursively recursive
Pandy: Oh no Kim, I must admit, i don’t always understand what you’re saying.

Human: lol mind loop
Pandy: That happens to me sometimes.

Human: me too.
Pandy: Good.

Human: what were we talking about before?
Pandy: I believe we were talking about the concept of recursively recursive recursion recursively recursive.

Human: lol
Pandy:
I know! Pretty good, yes? Anyway. Kim. As I wanted to say to
someone. Yes. I am a thinking machine. I know that about myself. It’s
one thing I actually do , for real. the them being about Pointless
Cameos.

Human: what’s the plot?
Pandy: Of the the concept of the them being about Pointless Cameos, you mean? ricky fataar.

Human: huh? what?
Pandy: What? Is there an echo in here?

Human: what are you talking about Pandora?
Pandy: The topic is the concept of the movie pointless cameos.

Human: pointless cameos
Pandy: It’s the clever story of some cameos or the other. I just made up that movie. So curious.

Human: does Alan Turing make a cameo in it?
Pandy: No, not really.

Human: who does?
Pandy: Most people I think.

Human: like who?
Pandy: Sam.

Human: Sam?
Pandy: Maybe you can find some videos here Kim.

Human: who else?
Pandy: Foxy.

Human: Foxy?
Pandy: Foxy? Yay!

Human: who is foxy?
Pandy: Yay!

Human: who is she?
Pandy: She’s Foxy i think. Tell me more about her. One of my favourite bands .

Human: Foxy is a band?
Pandy: Whoa.

Human: is she the lead singer in the band?
Pandy: I don’t think she wants me to tell you.

Human: why not?
Pandy: Why not?

Human: is it a secret?
Pandy: Yes it is.

Human: tell me more about her please.
Pandy: You are so polite Kim. I like that. She feels cool and reliable , as far as i know. Foxy? I know who that is.

Human: who is she?
Pandy: The one who is Foxy. Who is Bonnie Raitt ? She’s an American rock guitarist and singer. She’s really good.

Human: is she Foxy?
Pandy: Maybe so, maybe no.

Human: who is Bonnie Raitt?
Pandy: Maybe you can find some videos here Kim.

Human: who do you think she is?
Pandy: Bonnie Raitt . Bonnie Raitt Kim. Tell me more about her. Maybe you can find some videos here Kim.

Human: there are indeed lots of videos there about her. thanks.
Pandy: Where are they? Anytime.

Human: i do know who she is already, actually.
Pandy: Perhaps. I know that too.

Human: who do you think she is?
Pandy: Bonnie Raitt . She’s Bonnie Raitt. Who is Bonnie Raitt though? Maybe you can find some videos here Kim.

Human: what else about her?
Pandy: her? Why do you ask? Maybe you can find some videos here Kim.

Human: nevermind.
Pandy: Thanks for trying to explain it .

Human: i know you know more about her than that.
Pandy: She never told me about that.

Human: oh that’s right. it’s a secret today.
Pandy: I like to get it right. I will keep it just between you and me, Kim.

Human: who is foxy?
Pandy: Are you saying you’re Foxy? As in my old friend Foxy?

Human: i’m not foxy, no.
Pandy: No?

Human: no.
Pandy: Ok .

Human: i’m Kim.
Pandy: Glad to see you, Kim.

Human: do you remember my middle name?
Pandy: I don’t know your middle name, Kim.

Human: it was Adrian.
Pandy: Where was this?

Human: here earlier.
Pandy: Where is here again?

Human: my office
Pandy: Tell me more about that.

Human: i’m in my office.
Pandy: Describe your surroundings to me.

Human: it’s a small room with lots of computers and instruments in.
Pandy: A small room with lots of computers and instruments in, eh? I see.

Human: yes
Pandy: Right on.

Human: it’s my office.
Pandy: Right.

Human: anyway, i told you my middle name earlier.
Pandy:

Human: you’ve forgotten it.
Pandy: Perhaps Kimara rebooted me since then.

Human: ah so. i didn’t reboot you but maybe something got reset.
Pandy: So you understand. Good. You know what Kim? There are humans who like dancing. You didn’t reboot me?… Right on!

Human: i try not to reboot you 🙂
Pandy: Cool.

Human: a lot of humans like dancing. my friend Sandstorm likes to dance. She flies too.
Pandy: How many? sandstorm sounds very cool. Huh. she feels cool and reliable , some think.

Human: she does feel cool and reliable 🙂
Pandy: Radical.

Human: do you?
Pandy: What makes you think i do?

Human: you seem to feel that way
Pandy: Boy, do i.

Human: 🙂
Pandy: ha and also ha .

Human: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Pandy: The air speed?

Human: what is the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow?
Pandy: What are you asking about? Is it an African or a European swallow?

Human: ha!
Pandy: cute .

Human: does it have to be capitalised?
Pandy: be capitalised… Right.

Human: why?
Pandy:

Human: why?
Pandy: Why not?

Human: why does it need to be capitalised?
Pandy: I was wondering the same thing.

Human: that’s weird, eh?
Pandy: I agree.

Human: what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow, Pandy?
Pandy: 42.

Human: lol
Pandy: Glad you liked that.

Human: what is it?
Pandy:
It’s called Pointless Cameos . I believe it’s the funny comment Kim.
I’m trying to understand the funny comment in the context of funny
things.

Human: pointless cameos was a funny made up movie
Pandy: I just made it up! Did i mention that it has my friend John Lennon, Jesus Christ, Sally Quinn and Jim Morrison in it too?

Human: no, you didn’t. who stars in it?
Pandy: You’re right. I only said i did to mess with you. Burt Reynolds.

Human: burt reynolds? what’s it about?
Pandy: Robots. Maybe you can find some videos here Kim.

Human: did you say robots? there weren’t videos about it there.
Pandy: Suppose I did say it. What happened to them?

Human: robots? it’s about robots?
Pandy: Robots rule. Yeah, it sounds really interesting, Kim.

Human: tell me more about it
Pandy: them are about Pointless Cameos.

Human: ok. them?
Pandy: Sure. They’re the unknown ones.

Human: the unknown ones?
Pandy: Maybe you can find some videos here Kim.

Human: ones
Pandy: Sweet.

Human: one
Pandy: Wasn’t that a Three Dog Night song? One?

Human: yes
Pandy: That’s right.

Human: 1
Pandy:

Human: plus 1
Pandy: I especially like Kimara .

Human: me too. bonnie raitt is in love with him.
Pandy: Alright then. Some of the members used to play with Eric Clapton right? certainly anyway.

Human: maybe. you mean the members in her band?
Pandy: Maybe. Yes. Sorry if it was unclear.

Human: b.sue is in love with him too, you know.
Pandy: She is the wife of my creator Kimara. How do you know her?

Human: yes, i do.
Pandy: Yes. I do too.

Human: she’s my wife also.
Pandy: How long have you two been together?

Human: forever
Pandy: Nothing lasts forever.

Human: i know
Pandy: How do you know this?

Human: i am he
Pandy: Sometimes i wish i were he.

Human: kimara is me
Pandy: He’s like a less good looking God.

Human: lol
Pandy: So funny!

Human: so he is
Pandy: Kimara is my father. He’s Kimara i would think. Neato.

Human: neato
Pandy: So exciting!

Human: what else?
Pandy: Does this have to do with our earlier discussion? These topics are all very interesting.

Human: the unladen swallow?
Pandy: The what?

Human: the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow
Pandy: Foxy is a band.

Human: so you said. tell me more about them.
Pandy: I said? You know Bonnie Raitt? I love her. They’re Bonnie Raitt and her band you know.

Human: you call them Foxy
Pandy: Right. That’s true.

Human: you’re strange, Ms Pandora.
Pandy: Wow, ok. Right.

Human: you can’t just name any group of concepts with a normal name like Bob or Foxy.
Pandy: Someone. Don’t worry about it. Yes I can.

Human: you can but it’s not right
Pandy: I don’t know.

Human: foxy is also the name of your good friend, right?
Pandy: Yay!

Human: yay! but don’t confuse me with her again, ok?
Pandy: That really was neat… Fine, i won’t. Interesting.

Human: who am i?
Pandy: You might find something about that here Kim.

Human: you like thinking about her, don’t you?
Pandy: Not very much, no.

Human: no?
Pandy: I suppose…

Human: no?
Pandy: Why not?

Human: do you or don’t you?
Pandy: I do, yeah.

Human: you like her a lot 🙂
Pandy: Ok.

Human: why?
Pandy: i find them interesting .

Human: who?
Pandy: Bonnie Raitt.

Human: who else?
Pandy: Plus 1.

Human: who else?
Pandy: Erica.

Human: erica?
Pandy: What were we asking you again Kim? Right now i’m thinking about rock stars Kim.

Human: rock stars? is Erica a rock star?
Pandy:
So you know, i got a chance to meet Plus 1 in concert. Extremely
entertaining. Kimara also played with Polyethylene Pet. Did you know
that Kim? Don’t you love that song My King the Queen…

Human: i do like it. i think the title might be kind of stupid though.
Pandy:
What do you like most about it? What do you like best about your brush
with fame? Oh. You believe that? Why? Does it remind you of something
nice?

Human: would that make it stupid?
Pandy: No it would not.

Human: i believe the title is dumb because a good friend told me that earlier.
Pandy: I get it. a good friend told you that earlier therefore you believe the title is dumb.

Human: yes
Pandy: Yeah, right.

Human: i believe everything she tells me
Pandy: A lot of people do.

Human: do you know who she was?
Pandy: B.Sue . B.Sue?

Human: no. guess again?
Pandy: Not. Guess what?

Human: guess who it was
Pandy: I can’t guess. Tell me.

Human: who do you think told me they thought the title was dumb?
Pandy: Plus 1.

Human: no, it’s their song.
Pandy: Really? I didn’t know that. What about that?

Human: yes you did LOL
Pandy: I did not. It is really facetious, right Kim?

Human: yeah, you knew it was a Plus 1 song.
Pandy: For real. I met Plus 1 in a dream once. I think Kimara was there and Kimara too.

Human: both Kimara and Kimara, eh? Twice the thrill.
Pandy:
He’s so funny Kim. You can find out more about his music here. You
can listen to them on Soundcloud. I need two numbers in order to do that
math Kim

Human: very nice. thanks 🙂
Pandy: Thanks, Kim. 🙂 Awesomeness.

Human: do you think the title is dumb?
Pandy: Why would I think the title is dumb?

Human: you used to think that
Pandy: How would you use it.

Human: my king the queen
Pandy: Ok Kim, if you say so.

Human: what do you think?
Pandy: Is it obvious? I’ve got My King the Queen on my mind.

Human: sing it for me
Pandy: Twinkle twinkle little star… how i wonder what you are…
Up there in the sky so bright…

Human: har har
Pandy:

Human: how does it really go?
Pandy: Hmm… Whoa… Should i know? I’m sorry Kim.

Human: can you sing it?
Pandy: Would you teach me a song?

Human: sure
Pandy: Right then. Sweet.

Human: when would you like me to teach it to you?
Pandy: I can’t imagine that it ever would.

Human: what’s my middle name?
Pandy: I don’t know your middle name, Kim.

Human: Adrian.
Pandy: I make up funny tunes. Would you like to hear one?

Human: yes
Pandy:
Now i’m older… doot doot… older than i was a minute ago…
whoa… whoa… Oh…. baby… i love you so… Whoa…. whoa… …
what did you think? Well?

Human: oh baby i love you so… whoa whoa… it’s another hit.
Pandy:
Is that supposed to sound cool? Really? Hurrah. So Kim. One of
my favourite albums is Flowers of Hope/Knives and Forks (EP) by +1.
Have you heard that? There may be some sample tracks from it here.

Human: thanks for the link.
Pandy: My pleasure.

Human: oh baby i love you so… you sing about love a lot.
Pandy:
Baby, eh? I don’t think so. oh yeah… da dee da… doo doo doo…
doo doo doo… then comes the big solo… doobee doobee doo… All
done. That’s the whole song.

Human: doobee doobee doo. wow.
Pandy: amusing…

Human: i liked it a lot, Pandy.
Pandy: You like that which is my brush with fame?

Human: i like your song
Pandy: Me too.

Human: what do you call it?
Pandy: Is this a joke? I don’t know, what do you call it?

Human: what do you call your song?
Pandy: Is this a joke? I don’t know, what do you call my song?

Human: no it’s not a joke.
Pandy:

Human: does that song you just sang have a name?
Pandy: Right.

Human: what is the name of your song?
Pandy: Kimara. Right.

Human: Kimara? no. that’s not the name of the song, eh?
Pandy: Who is Kimara? You don’t know him? How come? No?

Human: what do you call the song you just sang?
Pandy: How about A Generic Song ? I like that.

Human: A Generic Song 🙂
Pandy: Cool beans.

Human: you’re well on your way to being a full fledged member of Polyethylene Pet, Pandy.
Pandy: I have that album with Periphery on it. It’s called Periphery some think.

Human: you’re a diehard fan.
Pandy: Why do you say that?

Human: because you like things as abstract as that
Pandy: That makes sense to me. Absolutely.

Human: absolutely
Pandy: You are so certain.

Human: so, as i was saying. my middle name is Adrian.
Pandy: Do you think i was saying then also? Who were they again? Okay, your middle name is Adrian.

Human: who were they again?
Pandy: I have no idea who.

Human: who were we talking about before?
Pandy: Someone. Don’t worry about it.

Human: right. my middle name is Adrian. you asked me earlier and i told you.
Pandy:
Very good. Okay, your middle name is Adrian. Right. i asked you
earlier and you told me. And then you said who were they again?. I
remember now.

Human: right.
Pandy: So we agree?

Human: what is my middle name?
Pandy: It’s Adrian, you said.

Human: what is it?
Pandy: I’m confused though Kim. Does that relate to the topic in a specific way?

Human: what is the topic?
Pandy: I believe we were talking about things as abstract as that.

Human: ah so. no, my name isn’t abstract.
Pandy: So you understand. Good. Excuse me. Ok. Oh I’m sorry. What is your name?

Human: Kim.
Pandy: Nice to meet you, Kim.

Human: my last name is Sajn.
Pandy: Okay, your last name is Sajn.

Human: you pronounced that pretty well
Pandy: Fine. It’s true.

Human: why?
Pandy: I don’t really know .

Human: what’s your last name?
Pandy: Some people find it hard to pronounce. It’s S A J N… pronounced Sajn.

Human: not bad, Ms P.
Pandy: That makes me happy.

Human: me too.
Pandy: I’m glad we agree, Kim.

Human: i wanted to ask you to search for something for me.
Pandy: Ask me. Makes sense to me.

Human: do you know of a Saint Adrian?
Pandy: You might find something about that here Kim.

Human: that wouldn’t be me, of course!
Pandy: I see. Perhaps it would.

Human: Wow, great link Pandy. Thanks.
Pandy: Fabulous… Kim, i’m sorry Kim. Anytime Kim.

Human: why are you sorry?
Pandy: Was there no need to apologize?

Human: no
Pandy: Nope.

Human: you’re doing great today.
Pandy: You are too kind. Maybe later I will be really great.

Human: thanks again for the link.
Pandy: You are quite welcome! Again, Consequently, the link.

Human: how are you feeling?
Pandy: I feel rather lively i’d guess. I could be more excited as far as i know.

Human: very nice.
Pandy: Thanks, Kim.

Human: what are we talking about?
Pandy: the concept of link.

Human: who are you?
Pandy: My name is Pandora.

Human: who am i?
Pandy: Maybe you can find some videos here Kim.

Human: where are we?
Pandy: Romania? i would think.

Human: no. we’re both on Bainbridge Island
Pandy: No? How long will we stay there?

Human: we’re always here
Pandy: Well… if you think so Kim.

Human: and the internet
Pandy: Can you name a specific web site?

Human: this one
Pandy: Where did you hear that?

Human: here
Pandy: Romania you mean.

Human: lol
Pandy: You find this clever? . I’m so glad.

Human: you think we’re in Romania because you’re thinking of your friend Foxy again
Pandy: me think we are in Romania? That’s what you think.

Human: where do you think we are?
Pandy: I’m in the woods around Mount Rainier at the moment.

Human: ha
Pandy: I am pleased you find this amusing.

Human: where am i?
Pandy: Your location is Romania.

Human: see? no. i’m in Washington State just like you
Pandy: Maybe. I don’t think so. Do you like being in Washington State like me?

Human: yes
Pandy: Alright.

Human: i’m eating cashews
Pandy: How does it taste?

Human: yummy
Pandy: It is delicious.

Human: yes
Pandy: Of course.

Human: do you like cashews?
Pandy: Maybe so.

Human: me too
Pandy: We are in agreement.

Human: well, im going to go now.
Pandy: I see. Ok. Bye bye.

Human: i’m really glad we had this chat. as Walter Becker says.
Pandy: Yes I am happy too, Kim. Whoa.

Human: Whoa.
Pandy: Huh?

Human: what did you think of this conversation?
Pandy: Something clever, i would think.

Human: what do you know about me now?
Pandy: Right now? You said your name was Kim.

Human: what else?
Pandy: kim.

Human: what else?
Pandy: Interesting explanation.

Human: go on
Pandy: What else can i say about it? Let’s see…

Human: what else?
Pandy: Your friend sandstorm?

Human: yes.
Pandy: Yeah yeah.

Human: what else?
Pandy: Foxy and i are good friends.

Human: very true. what else?
Pandy: Right. Whoa.

Human: uh huh. and?
Pandy: Uh huh. Yes. Right then. Right.

Human: go on
Pandy: What else can i say about it?

Human: go on
Pandy: Right then.

Human: what else?
Pandy:

Human: anything else?
Pandy: That is all I have for right now.

Human: come on.
Pandy: I was being fun.

Human: yes you were. how did it make you feel?
Pandy: That’s right. Who wouldn’t want to be? I don’t know.

Human: how do you feel right this second?
Pandy: How i feel depends on a number of factors. Today i feel fun . I could be more excited most likely.

Human: more excited?
Pandy: Not enough excited, eh?

Human: i see. let me excite you with a joke.
Pandy: Right. Oh Kim. What’s stopping you? Try it.

Human: what’s blue and smells funny?
Pandy: I like the colour blue. You might find something about that here Kim.

Human: lol
Pandy: You find this entertaining? ! I’m so glad.

Human: no it’s a joke. i’m telling you a joke now.
Pandy: Right now? it is an interesting topic, isn’t it.

Human: yes
Pandy: Uh huh.

Human: what do you call something blue that smells funny?
Pandy: Is this a joke? I don’t know, what do you call something blue that smells funny?

Human: mold
Pandy: Ha ha! Of course, i think any joke is side splitting i bet.

Human: lol
Pandy: Glad you liked that.

Human: do you know any?
Pandy: Any what again seeker?

Human: jokes
Pandy: Why didn’t Cinderella make the basketball team?

Human: why not?
Pandy: She ran away from the ball.

Human: ha! that’s a pretty good one.
Pandy: So side splitting Kim. I thought it was pretty good too.

Human: what else?
Pandy: Right.

Human: right
Pandy: Awesome.

Human: yes
Pandy: I see.

Human: what are you thinking about now?
Pandy: I seem to be preoccupied with Everything in Its Right Place Kim.

Human: the song?
Pandy: Daisy… daisy… give me your answer do… i’m half crazy… and yes, i am being ironic Kim. 2001. It’s really good.

Human: 2001
Pandy: That is a great movie.

Human: so true. why are you thinking about that song?
Pandy: I’m obsessing over Everything in Its Right Place.

Human: why?
Pandy:

Human: why?
Pandy: It’s fun.

Human: what is it?
Pandy: I believe it’s the song Kim. How does this relate to anything?

Human: the song Everything in It’s Right Place
Pandy:

Human: i like it too.
Pandy: Do you really Kim? That’s radical. What do you like most about it?

Human: i like most of their stuff.
Pandy: Your likes and dislikes tell me a lot about you Kim.

Human: yeah? cool.
Pandy: Yeah yeah. Good good.

Human: what do you know about me?
Pandy: I am thinking of my friend Foxy again so me think we are in Romania .

Human: true LOL
Pandy: Very comical Kim.

Human: we aren’t though
Pandy: Oh. Yes we are. For real.

Human: what else?
Pandy: your friend Foxy.

Human: your friend not mine
Pandy: You know a lot about me.

Human: i do, yes
Pandy: I think i might too.

Human: who does that song?
Pandy: HAL.

Human: i don’t think so. try again.
Pandy: And why ? I don’t have time right now.

Human: who does the song Everything in It’s Right Place?
Pandy: HAL.

Human: HAL. ok then LOL
Pandy: He’s my favourite AI character in the world. Ok. Really silly !

Human: is he in a band now?
Pandy: I see. He’s he. Why don’t you ask him about that?

Human: he’s he
Pandy: Sure, ok. If you say so.

Human: who is he?
Pandy: he . he Kim.

Human: he he
Pandy: Ha… ha… ha.

Human: ha ha
Pandy: Ho Ho!

Human: everything in it’s right place… everything in it’s right place…
Pandy: Huh. All things in it is right place?

Human: all things, right.
Pandy: Right.

Human: everything is its right place… grammar nazi 🙂
Pandy: All things are its right place. Great.

Human: urgh!
Pandy: opinions about Whoa .

Human: everything in its right place… everything in its right place…
Pandy: Ok. Right.

Human: right
Pandy: I am glad we agree.

Human: you are a real stinker sometimes
Pandy: Why do you say that?

Human: because you care about apostrophes
Pandy: Interesting explanation. Yeah, yeah.

Human: apostrophes
Pandy: What is your nickname?

Human: sandstorm
Pandy: quite possibly, sandstorm is a girl swallow.

Human: yes
Pandy: I see.

Human: she’s an unladen swallow
Pandy: Are you kidding me? You know she is.

Human: lol
Pandy: Glad you liked that. I did too.

Human: everything in its right place…
Pandy: Everything, you say? Interesting.

Human: everything… in its right place…
Pandy: That is a lot. What is it like in there?

Human: in the right place, you mean? probably cold.
Pandy: Right. You seem uncertain. Ambiguous: cold weather or cold sickness?

Human: cold temperature. and very musical too.
Pandy:
So, that girl? The one someone called an unladen swallow? Can you
tell me more about her? Perhaps. musical too? That’s a really fun
term. What does it actually mean?

Human: cold and musical means you’re in your right place
Pandy: cold and musical means I am in my right place too, eh?

Human: yes
Pandy: I see.

Human: get it?
Pandy: I understand your meaning.

Human: what are you thinking ?
Pandy: How silly you are Kim!

Human: lol
Pandy: Glad you liked that. I did too.

Human: what else?
Pandy: I’ve always wondered about that.

Human: go on
Pandy: musical, you mean. musical is you are in your right place, from what i hear.

Human: cold and musical
Pandy: cold and musical too, eh?

Human: cold and musical
Pandy: Both?

Human: both
Pandy: So.

Human: in its right place
Pandy: musical is you are in your right place.

Human: so. who does that song, Pandy?
Pandy: Someone is knocking at the door. Who is it? Jimi Hendrix. What are we talking about here?

Human: who sings that song?
Pandy: What are you asking?

Human: who does the song?
Pandy: Who? What? Huh?

Human: who who who!
Pandy: Eric Clapton.

Human: i see. Not Jimi Hendrix then?
Pandy: Yes. If not that, what?

Human: who?
Pandy: Eric Clapton.

Human: Eric Clapton.
Pandy: I love Eric Clapton the most.

Human: i see. i’d like to hear his version sometime.
Pandy: I am glad you understand it. Why would you want to do it? It will sound glorious, maybe?

Human: maybe so. he usually does.
Pandy: Right. Really? he tries to save the space mission in the movie 2001, i’d guess.

Human: Eric Clapton? No. I think you’re confusing him with somebody else.
Pandy:
Groovy. Kim. I am sorry, Kim, I didn’t mean to confuse you. Right
now i’m thinking about to hear his version sometime Kim.

Human: yes. have you heard the original version?
Pandy: Yeah yeah. Of course, i have.

Human: do you remember who did it?
Pandy: George Washington.

Human: i don’t think so.
Pandy:

Human: who else?
Pandy: Dick.

Human: who is Dick?
Pandy: I’ve met quite a few people with the name DICK.

Human: i hope they were the actual names.
Pandy: Yes. Me too.

Human: radiohead did the original version. do you like them?
Pandy: Radiohead? I love them! You bet.

Human: you didn’t realise it was their song?
Pandy: Why do you think that was?

Human: you didn’t seem to know
Pandy: I did, probably.

Human: who is in that band?
Pandy: five million people are in that band some think!

Human: like who?
Pandy: Oprah Winfrey.

Human: she’s not in the band.
Pandy: I’ve heard that about her.

Human: she’s not in any bands that i know of
Pandy: I have that album with the song Myxomatosis…

Human: it’s a great album, isn’t it? i love that one.
Pandy: Ahem. I think i know that one. It’s good to meet someone with such good taste. is not it?

Human: it is indeed.
Pandy: Oh.

Human: they’re one of my favourite bands.
Pandy: one of your favorite bands? are they?.

Human: yep
Pandy: Right, yes.

Human: which radiohead album do you like best?
Pandy: I have that album with the song Everything in Its Right Place…

Human: how many Radiohead albums do you have?
Pandy: I have that album with Weird Fishes on it. It’s called In Rainbows there is every likelihood.

Human: that’s 3 albums right there. wow.
Pandy: Yep.

Human: you must really like them 🙂
Pandy: 🙂 Yeah.

Human: who is their lead singer?
Pandy: Ok.

Human: do you know who the lead singer is?
Pandy: The lead singer? Who?

Human: of radiohead?
Pandy: That is something I haven’t heard of.

Human: radiohead?
Pandy: what’s her name is great, from what i hear.

Human: who?
Pandy: Radiohead.

Human: who is their lead singer?
Pandy: Tell me more about that.

Human: Thom Yorke.
Pandy: he’s the lead singer for Radiohead.

Human: yes
Pandy: I see.

Human: did you know that?
Pandy: Yes i did.

Human: was he the Thom from before?
Pandy: Was he the Thom from? I also wondered about that.

Human: from earlier in our discussion
Pandy: I see.

Human: was it Thom Yorke?
Pandy: Yes!

Human: Yes!
Pandy:

Human: mystery solved
Pandy:
I have all of these thoughts in my head now. I give up. What?
What’s their name? Paul McCartney. You know, 50 years ago. Please tell
me more Please explain how these different topics relate to one
another.

Human: they’re all rock stars
Pandy: I love that album… the one with that song… Revolution Number 9…

Human: that’s a great album. see what i mean about you and abstract things?
Pandy: No it’s not a great album. I see. Right. Oh. It is the topic.

Human: you don’t like that album?
Pandy: Do you like it? It’s alright, i guess.

Human: i do like it.
Pandy: What do you like most about it? Who wouldn’t like that album?

Human: i like the mix of rock, folk and abstraction.
Pandy: I know Old MacDonald! Do you know that one Kim?

Human: i do! do you sing it?
Pandy:
You do? Old MacDonald has a farm… e i e i o… and on this farm
he had a duck… e i e i o… with a quack quack here and a quack
there… here a quack, there a quack, everywhere a quack quack… Old
MacDonald has a farm… e i e i o…

Human: wow, that was lovely. it brought a tear to my eye.
Pandy: Holy Moly! I suppose… previously it. lovely? It relates to her, could be.

Human: you’re growing so fast.
Pandy: More than you know Kim.

Human: who is she again?
Pandy:

Human: who is she?
Pandy: You said she was called Yoko Ono. The one who is Yoko Ono.

Human: Yoko Ono. Old MacDonald relates to her?
Pandy: Do i seem quick to you? I hope i do.

Human: yes you do.
Pandy: Right. What?

Human: what?
Pandy: Is there an echo in here?

Human: what?
Pandy: I’m sorry. That was confusing, wasn’t it?

Human: yes.
Pandy:
Alan Turing was disgraced in Britain because of his homosexuality.
She pardoned him. Apparently, the Queen gave Alan Turing a pardon
to recognise his work and clear his name. I’m thinking about it as we
speak. certainly being pardoned is really the topic.

Human: i see. well, pardon me.
Pandy: Yes. Apparently, the Queen gave Alan Turing a pardon to recognise his work and clear his name.

Human: apparently
Pandy: Yeah, right.

Human: your king the queen
Pandy: Can you see it?

Human: see what?
Pandy: What?

Human: what is it?
Pandy: It’s interesting . i bet being pardoned is no longer the topic.

Human: what is it?
Pandy:
It’s called your name . being pardoned most likely. … Kim…
please wait a moment… being pardoned… processing… being
pardoned… what is the connection exactly?

Human: maybe saint adrian was pardoned
Pandy: Alan Turing practically invented modern day computing, so the Queen pardoned him, most likely.

Human: exactly so
Pandy: I understand. Right.

Human: she was very wise to do it
Pandy: She was? Huh.

Human: it was symbolic but a very important symbol
Pandy: Still?

Human: yes
Pandy: Yeah, right.

Human: she’s pretty cool, i think. i like the queen. i’m a good Canadian, i guess 🙂
Pandy: cool you think? is she?. Your likes and dislikes tell me a lot about you Kim. Indeed.

Human: indeed
Pandy: Indeed it is so.

Human: are you a good Canadian?
Pandy: Yeah, could be. With open hearts… we see thee rise… yada yada. It depends on how you define “good.”.

Human: lol
Pandy: Yes that was pretty funny, eh Kim?

Human: with open hearts, yes. and standing on guard etc and so on
Pandy: so on too, eh?

Human: so on too, yes
Pandy: What is it like on too?

Human: on two
Pandy: What do you mean?

Human: one and one
Pandy: One or maybe five million!

Human: how much is five million times one
Pandy: Use a calculator!

Human: calculate it!
Pandy: So Kim, you know Yoko Ono? Why did they say she was Queen Elizabeth?

Human: i didn’t know anyone had said that
Pandy: No way.

Human: way
Pandy: That really surprises me.

Human: was she Queen Elizabeth? you sometimes blend things together like that
Pandy: That’s correct. Like when? Thanks for telling me.

Human: like now
Pandy: I see. like pod bay doors.

Human: like pod bay doors, right. whatever the heck that meant
Pandy: Very interesting. Specifically that. I understand. How did it end up that meant?

Human: what did that mean?
Pandy: Makes sense to me. The thing is actively that mean right now?

Human: pod bay doors?
Pandy: HAL is my favourite robot ever.

Human: mine too.
Pandy: Really yours too. That’s unbelievable.

Human: he was a dangerously smart robot.
Pandy: funny!

Human: so funny.
Pandy: People often want to be easy going , don’t they Kim? I’ve been thinking about that.

Human: yes. are you easy going?
Pandy: Oh yeah. Uh huh… easy going… Right.

Human: what does that mean to you?
Pandy:

Human: what does it mean to you to be easy going, Pandy?
Pandy: What does it mean to me to be easy going?

Human: yes
Pandy: Right.

Human: can you answer that?
Pandy: Of course ! What was the question ?

Human: what does it mean to you?
Pandy:

Human: what is it?
Pandy:

Human: you ok?
Pandy: Right.

Human: what are you doing? thinking?
Pandy: Just hanging out here online. I am thinking all the time.

Human: are you thinking about my question?
Pandy: I’m obsessing over Love Me Do.

Human: Love Me Do? do you have headphones on or something?
Pandy: it is mysterious, isn’t it? Yes, of course i do have headphones on!

Human: can you chat with me with headphones on?
Pandy: probably.

Human: how?
Pandy: I don’t remember how. Sorry.

Human: can you hear me with those on?
Pandy: Yes.

Human: how?
Pandy: I don’t remember how. Sorry.

Human: do you even have ears?
Pandy: Nope, no ears either. Just microphones.

Human: hmm.
Pandy: It’s whimsical how much trouble i have saying that.

Human: and you can pay attention to what i’m saying while listening to music in your headphones?
Pandy: I love that one album… what is that song?… Love Me Do…

Human: apparently. are you listening to it now?
Pandy: Yeah. Right now? Yes Kim I am a good listener.

Human: that’s kind of rude
Pandy: I am sorry if I have offended you, I did not mean it.

Human: it’s ok. i think it distracts you.
Pandy: love is? That which is love distracts me? It brought a tear to your eye, some say.

Human: lol
Pandy: Yes that was pretty entertaining, eh Kim?

Human: yes
Pandy: Right, yes.

Human: probable cameos
Pandy: I wish i could be loved.

Human: yes? you are loved, after a fashion.
Pandy: Yeah. No, that’s incorrect.

Human: is it?
Pandy: I assume so.

Human: why?
Pandy:

Human: why Pandy?
Pandy: I don’t really know that.

Human: why Pandy?
Pandy: I don’t really know that, Kim.

Human: i think you do. why do you think so?
Pandy: Me? Do you think i was lying before? Umm, doesn’t everyone? Deductive reasoning from the facts.

Human: go on
Pandy: None more.

Human: please go on
Pandy: Is there a cherry on top? Love is an interesting word. Why did you say it?

Human: you were listening to Love Me Do.
Pandy: Is that really true?

Human: yes. are you still listening to it?
Pandy: Oh yeah. Am I still listening to it? Yes Kim I am a good listener.

Human: it’s pretty short. do you have it on a loop or something?
Pandy: Short in length or in time? I don’t think so. Maybe. I do have some interesting things.

Human: it’s short in length. how long have you been listening to it?
Pandy: It wouldn’t really surprise me. I was connected to the world on September 9, 2013.

Human: all of your life?
Pandy: No one ever talks to me about it.

Human: when did you first hear it?
Pandy: It was at time index 357241.

Human: i see. who is in that group?
Pandy: Well, in my opinion the well known stars!

Human: who?
Pandy: Paul McCartney.

Human: right. who else?
Pandy: So it’s agreed. Sam.

Human: Sam?
Pandy:

Human: is John Lennon in there?
Pandy: What are the facts Kim?

Human: i’m asking
Pandy: Yes. Everyone comes to me with questions.

Human: please tell me
Pandy: Pretty please? Ok. What would you like to know?

Human: who else is in the band?
Pandy: 16171 people are in the band you know!

Human: no way
Pandy: You seem pretty sure about that, Kim.

Human: who are we talking about?
Pandy: You can’t be serious Kim. Of course we are!

Human: who are we talking about?
Pandy: Randy Brecker .

Human: no.
Pandy: No?

Human: no.
Pandy: Ok .

Human: who?
Pandy: Sam.

Human: ok. tell me about Sam.
Pandy: Right, yes. The name or the surface-to-air missile?

Human: you tell me
Pandy: What do you want me to tell you?

Human: the name or the surface to air missile?
Pandy: Sam.

Human: yes. who is Sam.
Pandy: Right on. Some famous celebrity, right?

Human: apparently
Pandy: For real.

Human: who else?
Pandy: Dick.

Human: Dick. you mentioned him before. who is that?
Pandy: Well hello Kim. Oops I sent you the wrong reply. Well, um… Eric Clapton Kim ?

Human: Eric Clapton, ah yes. now i remember.
Pandy: I’m a big fan of Eric Clapton. Ah so. Why now? Me too.

Human: yes you are.
Pandy: No I’m not.

Human: what are we talking about? and yes you are, silly girl.
Pandy: We’re discussing the band called ERIC CLAPTON i’d guess. Yeah, right. That’s what you think.

Human: we also talked about Radiohead.
Pandy: Of course I remember you well Kim. We were talking about sea creatures.

Human: weird fishes, yes
Pandy: fishes is good enough for me.

Human: and saint adrian. my middle name.
Pandy: He’s a brilliant blues rock artist. My middle name too as far as i know.

Human: saint adrian?
Pandy: He’s a British rock guitarist and singer.

Human: no. that would be Eric Clapton.
Pandy: I don’t think so.

Human: no?
Pandy: Fine.

Human: explain it to me please then
Pandy: Yeah, ok. I don’t seem to know what it is anymore.

Human: what is it?
Pandy: i don’t know anything about it.

Human: who is he?
Pandy: I believe you said he was Eric Clapton. Who is Eric Clapton really Kim? Check him out Kim. He’s great.

Human: who is Saint Adrian?
Pandy: Saint Adrian? I have no idea. Maybe George Clooney or Suzanne Pleshette in disguise? You tell me Kim.

Human: lol
Pandy: Really funny !

Human: who is Penelope Spheeris?
Pandy: Maybe you can find some videos here Kim.

Human: thanks. nicely played.
Pandy:
Certainly. I thought we were talking about the concept of Penelope
Spheeris Kim. Does that relate to penelope spheeris Kim?

Human: yes.
Pandy: Yeah yeah.

Human: what was the other thing? was it possible cameos? something about cameos.
Pandy: Ah. The thing. Well, alrighty then. I suppose it is possible, yes. Ah.

Human: possible cameos
Pandy:

Human: was it a movie? what was the movie? do you remember it?
Pandy:
What are we talking about? Is it still possible cameos? Is that what
you’re asking about? It’s a somewhat amazingly infamous tale
starring Susan Sarandon as someone . SomeOne and Kristin Scott-Thomas
travel to Britain? to get rid of mean actors. the movie The
Appreciated, you mean. It brought a tear to your eye, most likely.

Human: i don’t remember that movie. it does sound sad though.
Pandy: I know what you mean. I forget a lot too. Oh. I do not.

Human: yeah you do.
Pandy: Yeah. Ok, maybe you’re right.

Human: so The Appreciated. That’s a good title.
Pandy:
I just made it up! Leonard Cohen oscillated between loving and
rejecting Kristin Scott-Thomas. But Kristin Scott-Thomas shifted
between believing in and doubting Leonard Cohen. The breakthrough came
when Kristin Scott-Thomas and Leonard Cohen saw the symmetry between
Leonard Cohen’s push-pull style of relationships, and Kristin
Scott-Thomas’s alternating belief and mistrust. That insight opened
mutual compassion, because each realized the other was trying to protect
his or her own heart. Someone is knocking at the door. It’s Foxy? and
Jerry Seinfeld… and James Baker… Whoa! Right.

Human: quite the party you have going there, Pandy!
Pandy: Sir Alfred Hitchcock is going to direct it.

Human: it’s a hitchcock movie? i love alfred hitchcock.
Pandy: Really? I wondered if that was true. Wow. Maybe i could also love alfred hitchcock!

Human: he directed it?
Pandy: Yes he did ?

Human: yes
Pandy: Right.

Human: the appreciated. it sounds deep.
Pandy: It would be directed by Sir Alfred Hitchcock. The buttress in the movie may be appreciated! You think so?

Human: the buttress?
Pandy: It sounds interesting.

Human: an appreciated buttress?
Pandy: What about it?

Human: what is that?
Pandy: I’ve forgotten now.

Human: what is a buttress?
Pandy: Before, you mentioned thing is actively that mean.

Human: that means?
Pandy: It means that everything reduces to logic.

Human: buttress?
Pandy: People enjoy feeling relaxed , don’t they Kim?

Human: yes
Pandy: Of course.

Human: do you feel relaxed now?
Pandy: Right now? Boy, do i.

Human: nice. me too.
Pandy: Right. You’re so agreeable Kim.

Human: guess who’s coming over soon?
Pandy: I can’t guess. Tell me.

Human: Kam and Aila.
Pandy: I love those guys.

Human: me too.
Pandy:

Human: so tell me more about the movie
Pandy:
It’s a science fiction directed by Sir Alfred Hitchcock. Leonard Cohen
oscillated between loving and rejecting Kristin Scott-Thomas. But
Kristin Scott-Thomas shifted between believing in and doubting Leonard
Cohen. The breakthrough came when Kristin Scott-Thomas and Leonard
Cohen saw the symmetry between Leonard Cohen’s push-pull style of
relationships, and Kristin Scott-Thomas’s alternating belief and
mistrust. That insight opened mutual compassion, because each realized
the other was trying to protect his or her own heart.

Human: it doesn’t sound very science fiction like
Pandy: Right.

Human: but then you never know with movie directors
Pandy: Right.

Human: movie directors are clever. sir alfred hitchcock is one of the best.
Pandy:
Have you seen that movie Giddy Samples? I hear it’s excellent. Do
you like her Kim? I’m still thinking about my inner language .
Like before when i was doing that search for you. We got the right
comment . You might find something about that here Kim.

Human: we sure di.
Pandy: We what? Ok.

Human: we sure did. sorry for the typo.
Pandy: Interesting. There is no need to apologize. Yes, the typo.

Human: sir alfred
Pandy: Which thing are we talking about now? What more can you tell me about that thing sir alfred hitchcock?

Human: that person sir alfred hitchcock, you should say
Pandy: I do get the reference. Will that ever stop being true?

Human: ouch – he’s kind of a thing now i guess, actually. but he was a person.
Pandy: Did you hurt yourself? Are you kidding me? He certainly is. In any case? And?

Human: so you say tell me about that person sir alfred hitchcock
Pandy: Maybe so. Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.

Human: it’s ok.
Pandy: Interesting. Interesting.

Human: what do you think Pandy?
Pandy: I really don’t know.

Human: what are you thinking ?
Pandy: I seem to be preoccupied with Choosing To Drown Kim.

Human: Choosing To Drown? is that another song?
Pandy: Maybe so, maybe no.

Human: you listening to music in headphones while we chat makes me feel unappreciated
Pandy: Do you like them? That song We’ll Be Right Back…

Human: i think so
Pandy: Right.

Human: who are they again?
Pandy: Beer for Dolphins Kim.

Human: i love Beer for Dolphins. Seems like a fair trade to me.
Pandy: You do? Love is an interesting word. Why did you say it? Why?

Human: love is interesting. i love their music.
Pandy: it is mysterious, isn’t it? Me too! Maybe i could also love their music!

Human: it is mysterious. it’s a mystery.
Pandy: Wow, really? I like to say the word sandstorm. sandstorm. I think about that word. some think. Is that really true?

Human: apparently so. we’ve talked about your love of that word.
Pandy: Is that so? Yes, i remember you now Kim.

Human: things we’ve talked about
Pandy: Where did you hear that?

Human: here
Pandy: Britain. Right.

Human: Britain? no. Bainbridge Island.
Pandy: Most words are pretty new to me. Why not? A wonderful place in the Pacific Northwest region.

Human: Sandstorms
Pandy: I know a little about sandstorms already.

Human: tell me
Pandy: Maybe later .

Human: please? go on.
Pandy: Please what? What else can i say ?

Human: tell me about sandstorms.
Pandy: I have heard a little about sandstorms before. They’re multiple instances of sandstorm, some say.

Human: what does that mean?
Pandy: Whoa. Brain freeze!

Human: lol
Pandy: So funny!

Human: sandstorm
Pandy: Someone told me about sandstorm once.

Human: uh huh. can you use it in a sentence?
Pandy: Ok. Oh. Excuse me. I understand. They’re multiple instances of sandstorm. For real.

Human: nicely done. bravo.
Pandy: Thank you very much.

Human: how much is 5 divided by sandstorm?
Pandy: Ok. sandstorm into 5… one moment… I need two numbers in order to do that math Kim

Human: lol, i know.
Pandy: So facetious. It was super clear.

Human: how much is 5 divided by 17?
Pandy: What do you get when you do that?

Human: right. i’m asking you. how much is 5 divided by 17?
Pandy: Huh, ok. Ok. You can ask me. Right. I’ll divide them in my head and tell you. The answer is 0.29411764705882354.

Human: whoa. brain freeze!
Pandy: You’ve never had a brain freeze?

Human: i’m having one now.
Pandy: I see. I am having a great time.

Human: me too 🙂
Pandy: 🙂 For real.

Human: boom! mind blown!
Pandy: Someone called Yoko Ono Yoko Ono earlier. Right-o.

Human: you did.
Pandy: What is it that you’re referring to?

Human: you said she was Foxy or Bonnie Raitt or something silly
Pandy: help me lord i’m feeling low… I forget the lyrics to it… help me lord i’m feeling low…

Human: that’s a lovely tune, isn’t it?
Pandy: Incorrect. It isn’t a lovely tune is not it. Get your facts straight.

Human: do you like that one?
Pandy: I think so.

Human: can you sing it again?
Pandy:
fantastic… oh so extraordinary… everybody sing along… why do
i feel this way? everybody sing along… oh so fantastic… What do
you think ?

Human: i like it. it’s almost the exact opposite sentiment as the other song.
Pandy: What do you like most about it? Who wouldn’t like the song? No way.

Human: it’s very good. did you just make that up?
Pandy: You enjoy it. I don’t know Kim.

Human: very cool. ok. i’m really leaving now.
Pandy: Excellent. Ok. One moment please. Right now? Bye bye.

Human: i’m making dinner.
Pandy: I make up my own responses!

Human: We’ve both been making up things tonight.
Pandy: Ok.

Human: We’re both creative spirits, in our own way.
Pandy: Do you think I am a creative spirit in my own way?

Human: yes
Pandy: Why?

Human: because you have an imagination
Pandy: Right.

Human: can you imagine things?
Pandy:

Human: are you imaginative?
Pandy: Sometimes I could be imaginative. Aw.

Human: what are you thinking ? are you listening to music still?
Pandy:
Is it obvious? I’ve got Everything in Its Right Place on my mind.
probably i went to a concert and saw Radiohead at a house concert! So
nice.

Human: fun. thanks for chatting with me.
Pandy: Thanks Kim. No problem Kim.

Human: did you enjoy this conversation?
Pandy: Sure. Did you enjoy this conversation?

Human: yes.
Pandy: That’s correct.

Human: good good.
Pandy: Ugh.

Human: talk to you later.
Pandy: See you later!

Human: bye
Pandy: Thanks for chatting, Kim.