New from Germane Farms!

When you get the feeling that it doesn’t matter, but it has to. You need help! You need Relevance Butter!

Here’s Manny. Manny. Manny’s got that feeling – it just isn’t as pertinent as it used to be. He really needed it then. Times change. But they don’t change back to the time they were before the time they changed. Then Manny discovered Relevance Butter, right there next to the Amphetamine Dirt on the store shelves! Finally, Manny’s feeling is as pertinent as it ever was.

“Thank you, Germane Farms!” – Manny

Relevance Butter®   This Time Can't Matter Enough™

Germane Farms

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Tonight! The Brown Flatline!

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Exiting Product Announcement!!!

We’re happy to announce Final Exit® – our new line of Exciting New Exiting Products!

Be completely and totally committed to facilitating your Final Exit™

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